Memento Vivere
Maria. 19. Alien. I live on Guam. The land in which pot holes on the road exist in the highest of numbers. My blog is whatever I find interesting. May the force be with you.
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seeing things that cost over a dollar in the dollar store is the main reason I have trust issues
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Made this a few days ago while out in the parking lot. Extremely relevant as of now.
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Chat reblogged from doll face distortion.
- *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
- *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
- *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
- *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
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Chat reblogged from The Duchess Of Cambridge Stole My Name...
- teacher: you're taking too long to complete the classwork
- me: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop
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via sodamnrelatable
CORRECTION. Not having Internet at all is a lot worse. I can only blog when I find wifi. At home..we’ve been cut off. And thus, ends the saddest tale ever told.
(Source: agrovera)
